Jokes for the day

Why did the tomato turn red?

Because it saw the salad dressing!

But the real joke is, the tomato was colorblind!

Why did the book join a dating app?

Because it wanted to finally find its “binder” half. But instead, it got “checked out” and left on “read”.

Why don’t we ever tell secrets to corn?

Because it has ears, sure, but honestly, after a day in the sun, it gets all popped up and spills everything at the slightest heat. That’s not a friend, that’s a popcorn!

Why did the joke apply for a job?

Because it couldn’t find any punch-line in its current position.

But guess what happened next? The joke got fired.

Why you ask?

Because every time it cracked up, everyone else in the office broke down!

Why don’t programmers ever throw away their old calendars?

Because they’re afraid they might throw out a date that doesn’t exist and cause the universe to crash… but honestly, who needs to worry about the 31st of February anyway?