Jokes for the day

Why did the smartphone apply for a job?

Because it heard that being a “cell” phone is just not enough anymore…

And guess what job it applied for?

A “call” center job, because it thought it would be “app-ealing”…

But it didn’t get hired…

Why you ask?

Because it couldn’t stop “dropping calls”!

Why don’t secret agents ever play hide and seek?

Because good luck hiding when your name is Bond, James Bond, License to kill, last seen in Skyfall, likes his martini shaken not stirred…

Why did the smartphone apply for a job?

Because it heard there were great “app”ortunities… but it ended up in airplane mode because nobody liked its “cell” pitch!

Why did the nervous comedian take a napkin to his first stand-up gig?

Because he heard someone say, “You’re gonna eat it on stage!” But he thought, “Well, if I’m gonna eat, I might as well be prepared!”

Did you hear about the inventor who created a new kind of doorbell?

He was really proud of it until he realized it could only ring when there was nobody at the door!

He said it was his “ding-dong ditch” invention… turned out to be the most useless joke of the day!