Jokes for the day

Why don’t we ever see hippos hiding in trees?

Because they’re really good at it!

Why did the scarecrow win the lottery?

Because he was outstanding in his field… but still couldn’t make a corn grow on a bingo card!

Why did the man put a clock in his sandwich?

Because he wanted to have a “time sandwich”, but then he realized he just couldn’t “digest” the endless “seconds”, and now he’s “ticking” off the seconds in the hospital waiting room. Now, that’s what I call “fast food”!

Why don’t we ever hear jokes about paper?

Because they’re always tearable… and when they’re not, they’re still pretty sketchy!

Why don’t we ever see elephants hiding up in trees?

Because they’re really good at it…

But then again, have you ever seen a elephant up a tree?

No…

That’s because it’s so afraid of heights, it got a job as a groundkeeper!