Jokes for the day

Why don’t we let a broken pencil organize a comedy show?

Because it’s pointless! No seriously, it’s so bad, even Shakespeare said, “Pencil lead us not into temptation to laugh!”

Why did the joke file a complaint at the police station?

Because it was tired of being the punchline… but then, they told it to “cut the comedy” since they don’t deal with “inside jokes!”

Why don’t we ever hear a penguin go “knock, knock”?

Because they can’t knock on ice, they just slide right in! It’s not a matter of bad manners, they just can’t get any frickin’ traction!

Why did the dyslexic inventor get kicked out of the joke factory?

Because he invented a joke that was so useless, even the punchline refused to show up on time!

Why did the bicycle get a job?

Because it was tired of being a “free-wheeling” entity and wanted to become a “spokes-person” for change!