Jokes for the day

Why don’t we ever let the number zero attend a party?

Because whenever it arrives, the party multiplies into nothing!

Why did the scarecrow break up with the cornstalk?

Because it heard that corn was a-MAIZE-ing at playing hard-to-get. It figured there’s no point sticking around in the field, as it was only being outstanding in its field!

Why don’t we ever see elephants hiding in trees?

Because they’re so good at it.

But you know what’s even better at hiding?

My motivation to do housework!

Why don’t some jokes ever go out on a dinner date?

Because they prefer to “set up” at home and always “punchline” ahead at the buffet.

Why did the scarecrow win an award for being the most useless?

Because no matter how hard he tried, he could never make the corn laugh, they always said he was just outstanding in his field!