Jokes for the day

Why don’t secret agents ever play Hide and Seek?

Because good luck hiding when your name is “Agent Visible”!

Why don’t we ever hear jokes about paper?

Because they’re always tearable… but the real punchline is, even when they’re not funny, they still manage to crack me up, because I’m always on a “roll”!

Why did the scarecrow break up with the cornstalk?

Because it heard that she was a-MAIZE-ing, but all he felt was husk-y and ear-replaceable!

Why did the scarecrow break up with the cornstalk?

Because every time he said, “I love you,” the corn would just reply, “Aw, shucks!”

Why did the newlywed magnets go to marriage counseling?

Because they couldn’t stop repelling each other… but they also couldn’t pull away, talk about a push and pull relationship!