Jokes for the day

Why did the scarecrow break up with the calendar?

Because it was tired of all the dates being corny, but when it asked for a week without a Sunday, the calendar told him it needed “a day or two to think about it”!

Why don’t we ever tell secrets on a farm?

Because the potatoes have eyes, the corn has ears, and the beans stalk. But honestly, the real gossip queens are the hens, they just can’t help but lay it all out!

Why did the crab refuse to share his food at the seafood buffet?

Because he was a little shellfish, you’d think, right?

But no… it’s because he found out he was on the menu too!

Why did the bicycle fall in love with the unicycle?

Because it couldn’t handle being two-tired and wanted a “one-derful” life… but unfortunately, the unicycle was “uninterested”!

Why did the joke file a lawsuit against the punchline?

Because it was tired of being the ‘setup’ and wanted to become the ‘knockout’… but in the end, the judge threw the case out, saying “Don’t make me laugh, a joke suing a punchline? Now that truly is a useless joke of the day!”