Jokes for the day

Why did the joke join a gym?

Because it wanted to work on its punchline… but after a month, it realized it still wasn’t “fit” for comedy.

Why did the scarecrow take a job as a stand-up comedian?

Because he heard that the best way to make a corny joke is to just wing it!

But when he finally got on stage, he just stood there and didn’t say a word.

When asked why he didn’t crack a joke, he said, “I may be outstanding in my field, but I’m terrible at ‘crop’ timing!”

Why did the potato chip break up with the smartphone?

Because it was just tired of feeling so “crunch pressed” every time the smartphone said, “Sorry, you’re just not my ‘type’… I’m more into ‘smart’ food!”

Why don’t we ever see elephants hiding in trees?

Because they’re really good at it… and because they’re the ones writing these useless jokes of the day!

Why don’t we ever see elephants hiding in trees?

Because they’re so good at it, they got a job with the CIA! Now they’re classified as “trunk agents”!