Jokes for the day

Why did the mathematician break up with the number zero?

Because he heard it was nothing to count on, but surprisingly found out that zero was the only one that could fill his empty heart. Too bad he couldn’t divide his love!

Why did the joke file for unemployment?

Because everyone said it wasn’t working!

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?

Because it wanted to reach the bottom.

And you know what it found there?

A bum who said, “Finally, a free scroll for my online degree!”

Why did the math book break up with the dictionary?

Because every time they argued, it said, “You just don’t add up and I can’t find the right words!”

But the real kicker?

The dictionary couldn’t even spell “separation” right!

Why did the scarecrow break up with the cornstalk?

Because it heard that corn is a-maize-ing at playing hide and seek, but all it could ever do was just stand there, outstanding in its field!